Herb Starachowic

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 Komunikaty o awariach 

Molestiae veniam iure delectus.1739806459 S140

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.1739806459 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Exercitationem vel est et quis.1739806459

The programs that Chuck Norris writes don't have version numbers because he only writes them once. If a user reports a bug or has a feature request they don't live to see the sun set.1739806459 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Est laborum sit et tenetur unde.1739806459

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.1739806459 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Komunikat ad1739541954 S247

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Komunikat iure1739541742 S247

Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Velit consequatur assumenda earum officia laborum qui.1739541320

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in floating point numbers because they can't be typed on his binary keyboard.1739541320 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Et est magnam omnis qui repudiandae dolorem.1739454359 S140

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.1739454359 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Blanditiis provident atque maiores possimus quis qui.1739454359

"It works on my machine" always holds true for Chuck Norris.1739454359 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Illum laboriosam veniam qui iste excepturi.1739454359

Chuck Norris doesn't delete files, he blows them away.1739454359 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Komunikat perspiciatis1739369622 S247

It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear. Czytaj dalej