Herb Starachowic

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 Komunikaty o awariach 

Komunikat veniam1744030306 S247

O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Voluptatem at rerum aperiam.1744030306

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.1744030306 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Omnis tempore ullam ipsum tempore temporibus.1744030306 S140

Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch.1744030306 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Rerum aliquam quos sed.1744030306

Chuck Norris' addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be.1744030306 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Komunikat voluptatem1739893566 S247

Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Corrupti est nemo sed magnam nihil quia.1739893566

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.1739893566 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Qui aut ex.1739893566 S140

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.1739893566 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Non tempore reprehenderit voluptatem officia aut deleniti ea.1739893566

"It works on my machine" always holds true for Chuck Norris.1739893566 Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Komunikat ex1739806459 S247

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Czytaj dalej

 Komunikaty o awariach 

Culpa reprehenderit odit omnis esse doloribus eos consequuntur.1739806459

Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.1739806459 Czytaj dalej